Can't wait to find out the nationality of the person behind today's attack to find out if its a terror attack or not.

Boys have a penis, girls have a OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, IS IT SOME KIND OF SEA MONSTER???!

I released my "minimal twitter" extension, check it out: http://tumblr.com/xt9hpprjj

According to the news, the new iPhone 4G is having all kinds of problems Thank GOD I bought the iPhone 4 instead.

I wonder how many developers don’t get a chance to go to WWDC because so many douche bags wanna see the new iPhone.

Thanks to @olegoode I have the mental image of a cat violently orgasming on a dryer. Yeah, it's gonna be one of those nights.

@kyleve here, I thought you might wanna know what one looks like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina

All this time I never understood why the birds are so angry. Today I bought and found out. I understand now... I understand...

Congrats to Microsoft for shipping the first generation iPhone in 2010!

iOS 5/iTunes 10.5 links: http://cl.ly/7O97

It’s cute how all designers think they’re right about something.

According to what I’m reading on the Internet, a group of guns walked into a theater and killed people last night.

Everyone was so disappointed that Apple didn’t release the iPhone 5 that they all fucking bought it anyway.

I’m about 97% sure that @newtown11 killed @leonce and will, in the coming weeks, return wearing Leonce’s skin and pretend nothing happened.

“Hi we’re tap tap tap, we only care if you’re giving us money."

Fuck Skyfire, if I wanted shit on my phone I’d use it to wipe my ass.

I'm just gonna leave this here: http://foxnewscomments.com/

This might be better than my extension: http://jacobbijani.com/post/1060608750/download-naked-twitter-no-sidebar-at-all-the

@zaksoup tea party members can read?

If you haven't already: http://idzr.org/z0i7w has baked in support for cloud and you can also use your idzr account!