#BikeTO RT @shawnmicallef: Cars parking in critical Jarvis 5th lane. The Great Toronto Bait & Switch is complete.  http://instagr.am/p/STOz9qj3to/ 

Irresistibly surreal: #TOcouncil just recessed 10min due to remote-control flying shark http://t.co/dFrGJOav http://t.co/3004mSGq

Google "yellow badge" employees, "mostly people of colour", excluded from all those "Google privileges" http://bit.ly/iSYB1A

@ajlburke Nova Scotia seems like a nice place to OH SHI-  https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153048188720355&set=a.231406375354.283678.833730354&type=1&theater …

lol'd so hard. RT @rowancaister: We need a cyclists union. #bikeTO

#BikeTO RT @allansorensen: Michael Bryant to publish book about cyclist's death - proceeds will go to keeping his gas tank full plus carwash

"I… ker-sher… yer constituensh" - Mayor Rob Ford, literally responding in gibberish to Cllr. Moeser. #TOpoli

@elight Kinda suspect the epub gold-rush is an overcorrection for crappy/non-existent tipping tools on blogs.

@ajlburke @firecatkitty "Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply." "I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. MacKay!"

@seinfeld2000 hire Laray Dave to write parady tweet: "Pretty goode! PRETTY PRETTY GOODE!" -Laray Dave. "Pretty goode!"

"Six Sigma 'killed' innovation in 3M" says 3M ambassador:  http://www.zdnet.com/six-sigma-killed-innovation-in-3m-7000012593/ … cc: #TOpoli (h/t @avdi)

"Good morning Toronto Reddit.
submitted 52 minutes ago by TOMayorFord" This will end well.  http://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/1a2x2n/good_morning_toronto_reddit/ … #TOpoli

FB App ID in source of wesupportford.ca is reused from Halifax anti-Transit-Union petition endthestrike.ca cc: @graphicmatt #TOpoli

Not sure if app is down cuz @airbrake is down too. Can't report it cuz @lighthouseapp is down. #lolcloud

Feeling inspired w/Ruby. I blame @ruby_dcamp @elight @sandimetz @anatomyofashane @avdi @tehviking @tundal45 @saturnflyer etc.

lmao if you wanna make a Facebook Page but you haven't read the Dynamo paper. cc: @robotdeathsquad @jamesgolick

#lolmayor #TOpoli RT @ivortossell: The mayor, having created a media event for his weigh-ins, decries the weigh-ins as a media event.

World [in]famous! RT @madhatressto MT @shawnmicallef: "Toronto only city removing bike lanes when entire world does different" -Finnish MP

@steveklabnik @avdi Good thing he's only the CTO of a 600+ employee $90M corp that shapes the internet!

"gem install isolate" I JUST SAVED TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!