@gidgetnomates #officedog pic.twitter.com/C4dAeSgB8U

@chocoboner niet vergeten ganja voor onze Engelse vriend aan te schaffen

@lordsuplexious In the netherlands, 8% of all turds found in the parks are human

Think you're back in the 90's? False. I poured mustache growing #potion into the watercooler at your office. #wizardfriday

Toch???

@chocoboner DOOM 1

@chocoboner no but it could be..

@chocoboner imagine being called #joke (perfectly normal Dutch name) and venturing to English speaking territory...

@chocoboner 4x2000gb actually #marketing

@chocoboner m.u.r.d.e.r.

@gidgetnomates pic.twitter.com/GQTurP9nv5

@chocoboner the real question is still: how many luftballon are there

@chocoboner check what i bought pic.twitter.com/1iaglTHegj

@chocoboner breakfast. it's the most important meal of the day.

@chocoboner #hipster #store

@chocoboner False. While you're sleeping, you COULD have been making money. So it's COSTING you money!

@gidgetnomates The secret of gay island

@aveapps #rotterdam pic.twitter.com/8P1GmDu4

Het schijnt zo te zijn dat wanneer je "halt! burgerarrest!" roept, dat je inbreker op zijn knieën zakt en zijn handen achter de rug doet!

Sometime I imagine that there's one single mad scientist who invents all the brilliant devices on the homeshopping channel #telsell