RT @mikedrucker: How much would it blow your mind if Mitt Romney said, "First of all, we need to define gender as a social construct."?

RT @jeffhouck: I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF DESTINY'S CHILD GOT BACK TOGETHER. #SuperBowl

My husband didn't send roses, but he vacuumed the whole house while I was gone. That is true love. I am not even joking.

just THINKING about a senate that has tammy baldwin and elizabeth warren makes me weep. #girlpower

Hey, Pennsylvania, be sure to vote today or @parva_x will haunt your dreams.

@ohsovane we both agree. @copperpots sriracha is superior to all others. Cc: @candidfoodie @ronromanik

obama could be like: "FREE TACOS!" and the republicans would frown.

watch this video. gender identity is an amazing topic. no matter what, be yourself. RT @mmarzipan My Princess Boy http://bit.ly/dmzUh6

Email from stranger: "those we're the best cookies I have ever eaten." #bowdownbitches

@sfeuer @joelhousman you better be getting that Aston Martin for Valentina's Day is all I'm saying. ;) #wifeoftheyear

RT @buzzfeed: AHH! Kelly Clarkson photobomb!  http://twitpic.com/c2nu70 

RT @guyendorekaiser: I don't know what this commercial is for, but I want to buy a farmer so bad now.

I, for one, appreciate @hedygoldsmith 's use of the word "splooge" in her recipe for #overstuffedos in #bakingoutloud pic.twitter.com/f2O3bxke

RT @michaelhayes: Less speeches. More Fey + Poehler.

“@meganamram: PSST JOE BIDEN IS ON #PARKSANDREC NEXT WEEK” @snockard @gypsymagnolia

RT @andymboyle: Brian Williams just said, "In plain English, a lot of weed on the ballot." He is my favorite always and forever.

RT @delrayser: FACT CHECK: Joe Biden does not really consider Paul Ryan his "friend."

RT @baratunde: MALARKEY! drink! Just because! #VPdebate

RT @paulryangosling: Hey girl, I hope you're middle class because I'm totally ready to screw you.

Orange Gardenia RT@parenting: Your favorite color + favorite plant = #mybeyoncebabyname What's yours?