RT @robfee: Here's why Space Jam was the worst officiated game in the history of sports:
 http://aol.it/13UNn9y 

@davidstassen maybe he is talking about circumference? Either way, he should probably see a doctor.

@chelsea_lauren my husband is 20 yrs older. I am familiar with this look.

@jeffhouck I am really craving some chicken wings.

@mkramer RT @meganamram: Saw a guy I thought used to host Nightline but it was just a Koppelgänger

“@leslie_bern: 32 Corgis Who Have More Interesting Phone Records Than You #BuzzFISA” @mostboringgirl

being healthy is an active decision. you have to make that choice every single day & some days, you have to make that choice every second.

“@thenardvark: Hockey is like sex. I enjoy it even though I don’t understand what’s going on half the time.” @hymnforrachel

“@tammy: Tips for dating PR girls:  http://www.yourcoffeebreak.co.uk/career-guide/26338731231/7-things-guys-need-to-know-about-dating-a-pr-girl/ … is pretty much dead on.” @meeshsparks @sashahalima

@paintboxsoaps did you take up stripping on the side? #bodyglitter

@erinscafe puts things into perspective, no?

hey, other moms at swim class, i really didn't need to know your personal grooming preferences. thanks.

@kellydrill fuck, crank, explode, ignite, elevate..,

@chelsea_lauren when discussing twitter with my mom, I just call all of you my "Internet friends."

man, one headlight is a song that just holds up for me. love jacob dylan. #np

@jamisonwebb Midas Whale.

I am watching wheel if fortune. I wish @parva_x were here to help me make fun if people.

“@nprmonkeysee: But let's be honest: any Fast And Furious movie needs a lot of spoiler alerts. #spoiler #geddit #likeonacar” @erinscafe

Hey, Pennsylvania, be sure to vote today or @parva_x will haunt your dreams.

"Good Luck, Mr. President, From Lil Haiti." #thatssomiami #littlehaiti @barackobama  http://instagram.com/p/ZiQal-G1iz/