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  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    You know you've found the real Twitter when you're unfollowing boring celebs to follow normal people.

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    BlackTurnsBlueDanKCharnleyJiminyKicksItCourageDR__sHaRD__9DaysOldKobbejaegerClassy_Cassy89____
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    shannonsingMohamed_Imam_chicadulce19AdroitDeeDaddyPerryawIYIuMulOTwiddle723JackoHumphreys
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    the only good thing about the divorce rate in this country is that eventually somebody you wanted will likely end up single again

    • 127
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    BlackTurnsBlueDanKCharnleyJiminyKicksItDrangula23_LiesCapnCynic9DaysOldbreakurban
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    ZannaKaysen____9DaysOldsadia_saadiaSonOfChaWalterLiveOakBashfullsmilemutuallyobvious__favstar1000favs
    HeatherLuvsYou
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    I can't believe some women still make you wear condoms ... what is this, 1987?

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    My_Ego_Altered
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    twitter crush? i'm more like an illegal mexican fishing boat trawling the ocean with huge nets for any mermaid that gets trapped

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    BlackTurnsBlueDanKCharnleySteelers1972CourageDR23_LieshrywlmsSonOfChaMidgetspar
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    Favstar500FavsBashfullsmilemutuallyobvious__TheBrandonScottProfessorBunzShittyComedianHeatherLuvsYouRodrigoH80
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    I never saw plants breathe until i took hallucinogenics.

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    BlackTurnsBlueOphelia911TDeeRockHotSnuffcaseyhatesboyswhatchamafuckitNahHomiePakFike
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    BlackTurnsBlueEdo_BASHwhatchamafuckitNahHomiePakFikeFrankCurtisBmutuallyobvious__TwistedEmbrace
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    Pinterest is like Tumblr for Soccer Moms

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    BlackTurnsBlueDanKCharnley9DaysOldhrywlmsSonOfChaJulieWahoog4barryBashfullsmile
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    RachelCoalehrywlmsalucardsdreamThe_DorksterMidgetspardonjuantiptheschmeltzSparcosis
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    My Dell laptop is running slower than Oprah being chased by a cupcake monster.

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  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    My fav cologne is Italian, it's called Febreze, you prob haven't heard of it ...

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    BlackTurnsBlueDanKCharnleyDrangula23_LiesKobbejaegerSonOfChaBashfullsmilemaulifuff
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  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    unfollowing every girl who seems to be under 18 is often a heart-rending decision

    • 28
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    BlackTurnsBlueDanKCharnleyhrywlmsSonOfChaBashfullsmileLetsFaviamk1tsmaulifuff
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    BlackTurnsBlueVerifiedBakchodSam19eighty______MartyZobelHeatherLuvsYouSeriouslybitchz__TeddyWettlaufer
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    I love strippers, except for the ones related to me ... because then it's very sad and tragic

    • 25
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    BlackTurnsBlueDanKCharnleyVerifiedBakchodDrangula23_LiesKobbejaegerSonOfChaJulieWahoo
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  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    Picking up a stripper for free is very difficult unless you have a ton of tatts, a big sack of coke, a PhD in Thuganomics, or are a woman.

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  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    Life is a social experiment, and we're like the rise of the apes apes

    • 27
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    BlackTurnsBlueDanKCharnley23_LiesSonOfChaBashfullsmileWonderTwin36maulifuffTheBrandonScott
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    BlackTurnsBlueWonderTwin36vaginapolyHeatherLuvsYouLiquidTangent____
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    Stars are very nice, but i could use some RTs when i'm on a roll like today, bc i follow too many ppl.

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  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    One of the nicest things a girl ever said to me was "you can cum on my face ... or my tits"

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    BlackTurnsBlueDanKCharnleyFredPollackdrkaranc23_LiesKobbejaegerSonOfChaDumbassador
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    VerifiedBakchodTaskmasterPbl0nde_b0ricuaalwayzintrubleMyLordsFleshLesterJackMeoffBlackGodSon______
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    The girl asked me if i wanted to "post up" with her, so I forearmed her in the chest and jumped and grabbed the highest beer bottle i could.

    • 23
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    BlackTurnsBlueDanKCharnleySonOfChaJulieWahoog4barryBashfullsmileWonderTwin36mutuallyobvious__
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    BlackTurnsBluemutuallyobvious__BrokeNotBroken1hmcpherson17nightflier24529__HeatherLuvsYou
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    I forgot to pay my child support, and Hulk Hogan came and repossessed my child.

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    BlackTurnsBlueDanKCharnleyKobbejaegerSonOfChag4barryBashfullsmileWonderTwin36mutuallyobvious__
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    WonderTwin36Jez1
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    i got this from @marialkanellis for the 4th of July - thx! Patriotic http://t.co/kSXNnggS

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    BlackTurnsBlueKL10_23VerifiedBakchodAshleyHenniganhmcpherson17DBrav01little_i_iBStrege
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    THECHAMPIONCODYRichTrueloveCrooow1leonardoxasY2Josh76TheLermHEELStepzYESSteviebreech
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    Movies that I won't be seeing this summer: Abe Lincoln Vampire Cunter, Magic Dyke, and SpiderMan Tween version

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    BlackTurnsBlueSonOfChaBashfullsmileallforandreaColoChiverThe_DorksterParadox_1966______chopper4jk
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  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    Hitting on married women is ok as long as their husband is not the murdering type.

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    BlackTurnsBlue23_LiesSonOfChag4barryBashfullsmilemaulifuffColoChiverVerifiedBakchod
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    mrtruthandsoulDawnLovesZombie
  • rufusjonz
      WackyPacks @rufusjonz

    I've dated so many single moms that I have a revolving credit account with Playskool

    • 16
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    BlackTurnsBlueDrangula23_LiesSonOfChaBashfullsmilekidphonicDorkstressTheLaremo
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