"I don't eat pork."|"But you drink?"|"Yes."|"And you fornicate? With your fuckbuddy?"|"Yes."|"And you whore?"| "Yes."|"So, why not?"|"Haram"

Real hero here. RT @detikcom Kejar Pencuri Alat Kegunungapian, Petugas Pos Tangkuban Parahu Meninggal http://t.co/ZAbqDG62

A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE http://t.co/S3qy5cSE | Flash mob? FUCK your flash mob. THIS is flash mob.

It's OK to Be a Hater Because Everything Is Bad - http://t.co/4jNPc5Qa | Freaking hilarious. I can relate with this guy.

The God issue: New science of religion http://t.co/1VjGlf1Z | Theists, Atheists, Secularists, Agnosticists, read this.

50 Years of James Bond: Segments from 22 Bond films cut together to form a single movie  http://ow.ly/fcsIl  | Hohoho.

I wish people would stop feeling that they need to get something immediately applicable from books, and read for the love of reading.

See here's a lesson to you, students. Throw a riot, get shot. Clear? Don't wanna get shot? Don't throw a fucking riot.

Yang udah punya 3gp nya bagii! RT @detikcom: Kehilangan Ponsel, Dewi Persik Takut Dokumen Pribadi Bocor http://t.co/GMlC59sA via @detikforum

I don't get people who censor themselves on social media. Brands, curse words...if you don't wanna fucking say it, don't fucking say it.

One Little Girl Starts the Most Beautiful Flash Mob Ever  http://ow.ly/kwld0  | This has style. Oh wonderful.

This short movie about cyborgs running amok in Bangkok's red light district is totally worth your 5 minutes http://t.co/42DabxQE | Nice!

I personally feel that Indonesia has lost all moral rights to call for a cessation of violence against religious minorities.

I hereby resign - http://t.co/l2fOvsPF | I urge companies with a policy of perusing their employees' social media to read this.

Stunning posters celebrate the original six Star Trek movies  http://ow.ly/kJtiO 

She used an SKS to kill that boar. Huh. Pretty badass. RT @ejha_rawk: Ampuuuuuun uni..... gak lagi-lagi deh XD pic.twitter.com/9hLw30NgKY

Bwahahahahahaha! "@hielmy: Twit perdana pak pres: "hae" pic.twitter.com/Xs7khghoQ6"

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars  http://ow.ly/jSW8N  | NSFW! but...FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Fuck it. Good bye HTC. I don't even consider Samsung. This is my next phone. RT @frauassenava: Aaaanyway  http://en.oppo.com/product/find5/ 

@inestjokro This is Indonesia. Here trees hit YOU.