Some say he once beat Usian Bolt running backwards and that he's tipped to be the next pope, all we know he's called @pigspotter

Some say his bones are made of copper and that he bleeds crude oil, all we know he's called @pigspotter

Some say his fingerprints change pattern every 12 hours & that he sucker-punched the sphinx in the nose, all we know he's called @pigspotter

Some say he photographed the moon landing and that he doesn't need glasses to watch a 3D movie, all we know he's called @pigspotter

Some say he can split an atom with his bare hands and that he once won tour de France on a unicycle, all we know he's called @pigspotter

@reggaesumfest just made my year! Beres Hammond in the line up!

How many arguments have you settled by googling shit?

@ewnupdates The government should ban all gatherings on Sundays, you know stuff like stokvels, picnics, church services, parties, etc.

Ok it's official in next year's Durban July my money is on Oscar Pistorius.

Fuck I'm hanging like a disobedient slave in Mississippi.

So you have cold feet.... RT @ishshah_b: How do my feet get cold with socks and sneakers on....*sigh*

A happy person lives there RT @neo_maditla: a house i went to in khayelitsha pic.twitter.com/8fxD2RJ0Ij

The beginning of greatness.. RT @mpumelelomacu: wireframes.

Tokyo would beg to differ RT @h3dliambeattie: The Wedding Expo - Where Dreams are Made  http://wp.me/p3ane-gK 

Every time I say "habashwe" I smell tequila, strange.

They spelt ass wrong RT @kabelo_masuku: A yo @ltdn @khumbelo rumsta @mpumelelomacu  http://yfrog.com/oeenfyfrj 

Why do people send get well messages to their grand mother on twitter? Is your granny hash tagging shit?

Lol he should have said unyoko! RT @fikiswa: Ziyanda asks the kids “i-rainbow yenziwa yintoni?” and the one kids shouts “Yenziwa ngu-Thixo!”

Friday Beta starts in 45mins!

Dear women, WTF is this? pic.twitter.com/CcwEBlEL0B