Absolutely #bikenyc weather @bossmeem «@theladypaige going home to get my bike this weekend hey @bossmeem get stoked!

Seriously! RT @vukizzle: Ladies: Is your man having a bad day? Text him a picture of you with your tits out. #RelationshipTipsFromVuko

RT @ohaijoe: Bikes are the new social networking.

Linked in needs to have a "I fucked her" option when askign how you know someone if you want to add a contact

RT @danlatorre: #bikenyc iPhone users: App store has NYC 311 app, use it 2 rport strt prblms/pothols n bike lanes. http://bit.ly/2OpHGS HT

Drunk Williamsburg bro's trying to be cool at the pizza shop drinking Four Loko out of plastic bags.…  http://instagram.com/p/ZWwr1QkC0a/ 

Completely confused! A marching band marching up Nassau ave in Greenpoint. Playing Anchors…  http://instagram.com/p/YnHbuSkC6x/ 

I kid you not... Cosplaying LARPing going on in Washington Sq park... #nerdtastic @ Washington Square Park  http://instagr.am/p/Wpqe6YEC_Q/ 

NYC: 24-hour hotline for evacuees to report pets that were left behind - 347-573-1561 Please share! #sandypets

#bikenyc be careful crossing the Williamsburg bridge. 2 stocky Hispanic guys throwing glass on the ground and taking swings at cyclists.

@citizenjane blow off work and come to the beach with us!

I'm too used to being a bike guy..I think I'm gonna be single for ever...

For serious RT @misscalico Is it summer? I want to fuck everything that moves.

Carrying packages on my bike, one got caught in the front wheel. Ate it big. Sore as hell.. Helmet from now on. #bikenyc

Just rode back home and notices so many dudes with bikes walking them next to a girl without a bike.. um.. ladies.. man up and ride #bikenyc

I love that Easter has been widely embraced by the living community as a Zombie Holiday #brainsforjesus <-- best new hastag ever!

Learn the basics of fixing your #bikenyc @nyctimesup tonight 4pm 99 S 6th St, Williamsburg, then fix your bike with their tools at 6pm. #ows

just... plain.... foul.... fuck you dick.. #bikenyc http://t.co/uNZQVsKF (via @proxient )

Time to puff puff give... well.. hit hit put it out and go to sleep lol

#bikenyc @owsbc @occupywallstnyc Need a bike repair? come to #occupytownsquare @fortgreenepark on (cont) http://t.co/1tCZ1J0i