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the best thing about changing your status to single is watching the clown car full of guys you fucked once pile out and do a dance
All these billboards spell out one truth: there's no such thing as a pro-life graphic designer
barely legal tender
i will live a long full life. play many dungeons.
Literally just thought about getting a big dog and a little dog, then the little dog could ride the big dog.
fml ive been given just enough talent to frustrate myself deeply
just got the best massage of my sweet young life. want to buy him from his family, take him home with me. shanghai is wonderful.
/snuggles up against a man *big eyes* 'oppress me!'
"Come with me if you want to live." - best pickup line EVER
"What other people think of you is none of your business." -RuPaul
Sitting in the sun for 20 minutes and suddenly I remember what life is all about. It is about sitting in the sun.