the best thing about changing your status to single is watching the clown car full of guys you fucked once pile out and do a dance

All these billboards spell out one truth: there's no such thing as a pro-life graphic designer

barely legal tender

"excuse me but do you freak your mother with that crotch?!" -- @ckwinny on the dance floor

i will live a long full life. play many dungeons.

Literally just thought about getting a big dog and a little dog, then the little dog could ride the big dog.

@scobleizer one mans crap is another mans fertilizer

The Cocaine Trade http://strn.gr/5393442 - I drew the instructions for the Levamisole test kits - they will run it this paper next week!

Speak Now, Or Forever Miss Your Bus: King County Metro Schedules Public Hearings About Proposed Cuts http://t.co/bLJ6ruB via @seattlest

fml ive been given just enough talent to frustrate myself deeply

just got the best massage of my sweet young life. want to buy him from his family, take him home with me. shanghai is wonderful.

/snuggles up against a man *big eyes* 'oppress me!'

"Come with me if you want to live." - best pickup line EVER

Wonder Woman  http://flic.kr/p/ejnFoq 

Aritst for Hire  http://wp.me/p2wZrQ-hD  via @wordpressdotcom

Holy shit. Just heard a WOMAN on the street order a MAN "smile!" Gender preconceptions blown out of water. #smilepolice

"What other people think of you is none of your business." -RuPaul

Ninjazzercise  http://flic.kr/p/dkAJpc 

Trayvon Martin http://t.co/sCJLgSW0

Sitting in the sun for 20 minutes and suddenly I remember what life is all about. It is about sitting in the sun.