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I just remembered that coontails were a thing and that I wore them in my hair.
WE FOUND LOVE IN A MEATLESS PLACE.
whiskey is perfect forever.
"maybe he'll accidentally instagram his nudes. it's easy to do."
a lot of the time I wish I was Kanye West
" Do you know that guy?" "no..."
"why does everyone suck on it?" because we're all whores :(
jesus christ someone changed the mcdonalds sign to say "try an anus pounder".
"ally this song is for you" #NP Trina -- Pull Over
everyone is tweeting about balls
"he's all backwoods and country bumpkin and lookin' at statues and bald eagles and shit, I don't even know" :')