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T-splost: "Here, have a shit sandwich with a little bit of mass transit funding in it. Or, have nothing ever." (sigh) yes (takes a shower)
if you see a TV news van camped out on the side of the road, they're waiting for you to wreck. might not want to drive there. #hothlanta
let us rejoice in our universal hatred of the florida gators and every rotten thing they stand for
losing to les miles is like being a street fighter II master who loses to a kid who's never played & just mashes the shit out of the buttons
"view source" on this page is like opening a mailbox containing an angry cat placed there hours ago
safety guy on abc news after air traffic controller fell asleep, caused crash: "we will not sleep until we can guarantee the air is safe"
friend's doctor has a plaque on his wall commending him for putting his hand up ronald reagan's ass
relieved it will only be a misdemeanor to place a microchip in someone's brain in georgia. don't want to risk losing my right to vote.
name my reality series pitch: contestants steal unattended grocery carts, pay for items, make dinner with whatever they find.
SELECT * FROM twitter WHERE tweets NOT LIKE '%sxsw%'
OH - kid: "where are your reindeer?" Santa: "I hid 'em 'cause people in Georgia'll shoot at 'em."
did not hit my quota for pantomimed wanking gestures today
2nd comcast internet outage since we added the service less than a month ago. so choice is slow at&t or unreliable comcast. damn it. #fb