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season 5, parks and rec: leslie's dead. ben's dead. ann's dead. andy's dead. april's dead. tom's dead. donna's dead. ron's dead. jerry's ok
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"Wow, son! Did that guy spell 'dog' wrong? You were right, this website sure is Weird."
10 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Roger Ebert. Now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, and no Roger Ebert
sext: i'm tim allen. i take off my toolbelt and lean into your ear. i softly whisper, "awhoouah"
can't believe breaking bad ended with all star by smash mouth
Current Total Of Other Peoples Film School Projects I've Snuck Music Tracks From Eroge Games Into: 4
rt this if you're 2 cute 2 be a normie
• Is it ironic? Can plebs misinterpret as sincere?
• Relies on banal pop culture / news reference
• No actual punchline
smash bros story mode is master hand has been editing the naruto wiki and you have to stop him
how many years until a transgendered person gets nominated for an acting Oscar. which gender are they nommed for? imagine the controversy
yes hi is this the twitter roleplaying police? yes i was wondering if there's a limit on how many keyblades i'm allowed to unsheathe
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