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FINAL FAST SIX TRAILER. JUST WATCHED. HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH BECAUSE MY BED IS COVERED IN SEMEN. SHOULD HAVE WATCHED IN THE SHOWER.
WAIT WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF HOTMAIL?
knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Dear fellow east coasters, A hurricane is only rain and wind. are you really afraid of 2/5 of a Captain Planet? Calm down.
One year ago today, a minor earthquake inconvenienced the east coast and disrupted our online discourse. NEVER FORGET. #earthquake2011
and if theres one thing thats worse than chlamydia; its florida.
"Lets reunite... But you guys have to sing this song that I did without you. And also I'm gonna get rid of you halfway through."
Guys, its nearly 2013. Choosy Moms choose JIF (soft g), and the animated picture you reblogged on tumblr is a GIF (hard g).
I finally get that Rebecca Black song! Because its Friday, she is excited not to go to school! Because of the weekend! Right? Guys?
does Nick Swisher have his own personal mist boy? really? he doesn't naturally produce his own douchebag glisten?
Sure the bar is stocked, but I don't know if I have enough milk and Special K to ride out this storm.