I get discouraged when I see students post vulgar things online, then I remember that Peter stabbed a guy when he was in Jesus' youth group.

The most offensive picture on the Internet. http://t.co/uyI3jmce

Most teenagers treat dating relationships like my infant son treats my iPhone: He has no clue what its purpose is & he slobbers all over it.

The ppl of @Mission68 gave over $300K this month to feed kids in Malawi. Our goal was $200K. Now 7,501 kids won't worry about food in 2012!!

IT'S A BOY!!!!! Gavin Samuel Guard was born at 7:42a. He's 9lbs, 12oz and 21.5" long. Here he is meeting mom. http://t.co/hbgixJxD

QUESTION: Why are there so many birthdays in November? ANSWER: Valentine's Day.

Tweets about Tebow, REFRESH, tweets about Tebow, REFRESH, tweets about Tebow, REFRESH, tweets about Tebow, REFRESH, more tweets about Tebow.

"YOU ARE UGLY. YOU'RE A LIAR AND GOD HATES LIARS. THE DEVIL WILL GET YOU". Things I heard a lady say to 2 little girls. http://t.co/E7qagK0N

I was a huge dirtbag when I was in high school, but a friend invited me to their church & I said yes. Invite your dirtbag friends to church!

If being a @NASCAR driver makes you an athlete, then posting a tweet makes you an author. It's not a sport... IT'S FOUR LEFT TURNS!

Your worth isn't measured by your abilities or what others think about you. It's measured by Jesus, and he thinks you're worth dying for.

Before you tell a teenager about Twitter, please remember what they did to MySpace (glitter) & Facebook (Farmville). Some things are sacred.

A popular lie that sounds true: God will never give you more than you can handle. The truth: God will never give you more than HE can handle

Alarm clocks are going off all over the GCHS campus right now. Dozens of them were hidden in the ceiling tiles last night. #seniorprank

A guy just reached for a Playboy at the airport store and the whole display came crashing down at his feet. Sir, God just blocked your shot.

Snoop Dogg just released a song called "Young, Wild & Free". He turns 41 this year.

We have a C-section scheduled for tomorrow at 7:30a. Baby Guard should be here by 8a! IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?!

Today is 4/20 AND "Senior Ditch Day" at dozens of schools. I'm spending a few extra minutes praying for my students this morning.

Matt 10:29 says God knows how many hairs are on our head (about 120K). That's 820,860,840,360,000 hairs worldwide. I think we can trust Him.

Hey @D_berry21 & other DRHS students: Tomorrow might be ugly because of Bernie's comments. BE PEACEMAKERS. Show people a better way to live.