Hey Seattle: Help @_caferacer_ recover from today by visiting them soon. It's a great cafe that's always supported the art/music community.

Just watched 20 minutes of Wolf Blitzer. Sort of wish I was dead now, too.

@randizuckerberg This is hilarious. Of course it's about privacy settings. It always has been.

@realdonaldtrump I can smell your desperation from here. Just relax and enjoy your descent into irrelevance.

Mitt Romney just fired Jim Lehrer on live TV. #pbs

Sigi Schmid just have the best halftime interview I've ever seen. Maybe the only good halftime interview I've ever seen. #sounders

The most poignant scene in Sleepwalk With Me is when the four comics stay up late watching Mitch Hedberg.

Here's a photo of that Seattle Streetcar that got hit and knocked off its tracks. http://t.co/IqnkavJw

A guy in a BMW just cut me off on Fairview. I did the universal WTF motion with my hands. I passed him and saw it was Sigi Schmid.

Honest tweet: How can Romney claim that government doesn't create jobs and then criticize Obama over unemployment?

Seattle: My friend @theoldlatrobe created a site that calculates the price per bottle of liquor with the new taxes. http://t.co/1bwpuhkn

Seattle, I could go for 25% more Indian restaurants and 25% fewer Thai restaurants.

The #seattlenoir hash tag is probably my favorite ever.

The McRib is real food in the same way hiring a prostitute is true love.

Someone just retweeted Glenn Beck into my timeline and now I have to burn this iPad and get a lobotomy. Brb.

@realdonaldtrump You are the worst human being on the planet. Bar none.

@kjrmitch Oh Mitch, you should've been at Century Link tonight. Amazing game. You would've loved it. pic.twitter.com/YA54yzeU42

Basically, there is no reliable cable news station and the network news is impotent due to budget cuts.

Give me my PBS.

It's true, you're not alone. You're just wrong. pic.twitter.com/9WcNBlHrWE

REI cashier just said to me: "Have a rad night, player."

I will, REI cashier, I will.