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It seems like the people who are most into "zombie apocalypse" are ill suited for actual survival of such an event.
Is anyone else amazed at the amount of snot they produce every day?
The guy that just delivered my food was as high as the guy who ordered it.
Ok, I don't usually like to get emotional on here, but........I love my mom!
As far as HULU knows, there has never been a commercial that was relevant to me.
It is weird how people just a few years younger than me act as if the Spin Doctors were a legitimate band or something.
Rihanna and Chris Brown are collaborating. What is the project called, you ask? Beats me.
I cannot understand anything in the world until I read the piece that someone wrote to contextualize it for me. Thanks.
Cheap toilet paper should be outlawed. That way, only outlaws would have cheap toilet paper.
It seems like my life is difficult right now, but I am happier than a few years ago and I mostly have my health. I shouldn't complain.
Blow jobs are the only reason I keep living. That and the potential for real, everlasting love. JK, it is only blow jobs. Also dope.
I am 38 years old and have not even met my first ex-wife yet!