Is there a term for using FaceTime while you're on the shitter? If not, I'd like to propose "shitfacing".

@tebrown git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.

3 beers. $28. Fuck. Canada.

Reasons why I won't touch CoffeeScript with a ten foot pole http://t.co/9FVcuWcn

BRB, moving all my AWS instances to Oregon: https://t.co/Cn8EuCLm // Thanks @otfrom @adrianco

"It's too bad single women can't sense your loneliness through the force, because you're looking for love in Alderaan places" #maythefourth

@rupertmurdoch Damn representative democracy in action.

Maybe this girl should have to disclose in her @okcupid profile that she's a judgmental bitch. http://t.co/2Lbh8Tm

Log into your @google account on any computer without typing your password. Very slick. http://t.co/gbRmCTrc

The office fridge right now: http://t.co/7LUpubpY

Holy shit! Obama is an American! Had I known this I never would have voted for him. Americans are idiots.

Seriously. Fuck. HBase. I cannot get this shit running. #halp

Breaking News: 13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the Rochester City School District http://t.co/T9yIzMpz

There have been complaints that the New International Version of the bible is "too gender-inclusive" http://t.co/XmJShewv

Good news! Harper's efforts to permit lying on broadcast news have failed! http://t.co/Fu0j4tWE /via @jearle

Finally, statistical proof that iPhone users aren't just getting fucked by Apple http://j.mp/czjvur (via @okcupid)

RT @chuckschumer Congrats Ryan Lochte of Rochester on winning Gold in the 400IM! #TeamUSA // did not realize he was a Rochesterian!

Great post with fantastic animations from @mbostock on shuffling an array: http://t.co/JQnRBhFk http://t.co/TUodBXoZ

One Single Picture To Remind Us What's Still Going On In Afghanistan http://t.co/NaAtn7zZ /via @jb111

Someone did some pretty epic hacking of the RIT CfD website: http://t.co/d8x6JFOv http://t.co/O5SdREKT http://t.co/5UpeXIVd