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Is there a term for using FaceTime while you're on the shitter? If not, I'd like to propose "shitfacing".
3 beers. $28. Fuck. Canada.
"It's too bad single women can't sense your loneliness through the force, because you're looking for love in Alderaan places" #maythefourth
Holy shit! Obama is an American! Had I known this I never would have voted for him. Americans are idiots.
Seriously. Fuck. HBase. I cannot get this shit running. #halp
Senior software engineer @MartelloTech, beer connoisseur, democratic socialist and secular humanist. It's turtles all the way down.