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It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves
I was thinking abt hw ppl seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me, they were cramming 4 their finals
I can't believe I'm tweeting during a presentation. To make it worse, I'm the one speaking. I wonder what they think I'm doing right now.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these anime artist that draw nippleless boobs. Without nipples, boobs are basically pointless.
No matter how understanding we are, we all get to a point when we see a tweet and just go, WTF!!
I like my timeline cause when I read some tweets by some folks, I'm suddenly remind that I'm not screwed up in the head.
Twitter is fun bt being popular on twitter doesn't make u some big shot.It's like calling urself a player cos u've got many female figurines
After watching reality TV, it becomes obvious.
Stupidity is here to stay and E! is its prophet.
"Men are dogs" says the girl showing off her cleavage.
"You bitch" says the guy that she's referring to.
"Nice role play" says my mind.
After reading most of the tweets on my timeline, I must say I envy you married folks.
U have so many screwed up things to tweet about.
I saw a busty Chinese girl and suddenly felt sad for Chinese guys.
Such a high population, yet only a few boobs to fondle around with.
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
I've seen so many boobs today I can safely say, I'm good for the next.
I'll get back to you guys on that one. Please don't disturb
Sometimes I log onto Twitter to quickly tweet something funny, then I see my timeline, & laugh, fav, RT & forget abt what I wanted to tweet
Pain only becomes incessantly overwhelming when we choose to live an illusion of life that makes it so.
Checking out posts of my Facebook page.
Oh, pictures.. scrolling down
More pictures.. scrolling.. scrolling.
Fuck, don't they type here!!
Some girls called me a male chauvinist.
So I told them I won't mind any of them on top.
Now they call me a pervert.
We're making progress..
Shit, the noise of the kids upstairs is getting louder than the pornstar screaming in this movie. My dick is starting to have mixed feelings
When they wrote, "Jesus would come at night like a thief and take his own", did anyone think about the time zone differences??
After having a screwed up day I learnt something:
We all eventually get fucked by life, the question is "how long did it take it to cum?"