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Nothing speaks to me better than when I cue up behind a girl who has a label at the back of her trousers saying "For your eyes only"
Been working on graphs so much dat when I was told 2 "run against time", I plotted a graph of me on d Y-axis against time on d X, in my head
Was staring at a pair of boobs till dinner was served. Now I'm overcome w/ lust. I've never seen a sexier dinner with such an exotic taste
Sometimes I wish people like @sandrazizi didn't have hands http://twitpic.com/259s16 . Now I'm left to use my imagination.
Christian Friend: Lust is the desire for their body; love is the desire for their soul.
Me: Doesn't that mean the devil loves us all.
My most creative moments are when I'm writing a status report of d work I did d previous week.
Well they r also my most deceptive moments
Planned to hv a good 1-on-1 talk w/ the kid. But now dat d topic has shifted to girls, it's only fair dat my definition of "good" shifts too
Carefully stared at all the many girls I met today.
Now I'm sure that if I have a boring night tonight, my imagination at least won't.
A friend went to a concert & texted me saying, she just saw a STAR.
Now I'm texting her a link to my favstar page saying,knock yourself out
Strange.... I had an erection before looking up and seeing the girl.
Does that mean that my Weiner is now self-aware??
Was looking at my neighbor's dumb dog & I tot, humans r just animals w/ greater intellect. Then I saw its owner & went, "or equal intellect"
The neighbor's 12yr old kid runs out of his house & asks me for a condom. So I asked the obvious:
"How r u planning on making it stand?"
Pain only becomes incessantly overwhelming when we choose to live an illusion of life that makes it so.
As my neighbor was telling me hw gud his married life is,his kids broke his car's windshield.Now we're fixing it & I'm like,"u were saying?"
This is crazy. I'm instinctively carrying a pen & notepad around. Just so that if I can't tweet, I can atleast write down the bloody tweet.
NICE!! Just discovered that my "people-that-hate-me" list just grew by one. Now I should get more favs when I make jokes against myself.
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