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I just said, "Whatever, I'm gonna be cool in five years" out loud to myself. I need to stop giving myself coolness deadlines.
What do I stand for? What do I stand for? Most nights, Leslie Knope.
"I have a dream that one day, my daughters will not get paid on the content of their chromosome markup but on the quality of their resumes."
I know I must be doing something right, whenever I notice a decline in my Facebook friend count.
I don't know. My nine Internet friends and I are laughing harder than you are right now.
This is just a blanket tweet to say that I greatly appreciate all the hard work everyone has put and always puts into their #p4a videos.
I hope one day, the government allows me to marry my bed in holy mattressmony.
"My heart soars at Kings Cross Platform Nine and Three-Quarters. Going to Hogwarts."
The world isn't split into rednecks and ghetto gangsters, guys.
Good fashion haul today, self! A+. Would shop for you again.
I am just a Harry Potter-obsessed brain making decisions for a 5-foot-11 man called "Ryan."
"I just fundamentally disagree with my friend" is something I say, whenever one of my friends says I ate all the hummus.
I just want to make a pita pocket and pose with it in front of posters of Josh Hutcherson.
Feel free to steal my idea, but after graduation, I am definitely making a business card that reads: "Freelance Editor, Writer, Whale."
Why would NBC show a clip of Zooey D and Ryan Kwanten talking to each other? Like, I know, NBC, I'm not attractive. I GET IT.
I just imagined Lily being motherly to Ginny and proud of Harry for marrying such a fantastic woman, and now I'm holding back my tears.
Every time Henry Green says, "Awesome," an angel gets his/her wings.