Everything is so expensive and I'm always tired. #growingupsucks

Don't let the cunts get you down.

Four weeks smoke-free today! #believeit #achieveit

"Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary." - Oscar Wilde

If you drink enough vodka, it tastes like love.

The only thing more humiliating than a #Romney sign in your yard during the election is a #Romney sign in your yard a month later.

Everyone's stupid when you're an English major.

Attachment is the root of all suffering.

Who needs morning coffee when you have an Adderall prescription and dubstep?

I feel so bad for people who can't see the beauty in everyday life.

One month since I quit smoking cigs. :)

Sometimes I just wish people's sexual orientations appeared above their heads like the diamond in The Sims games.

Someone please spike the fuck out of my eggnog. #ohfamilytime

Keep calm and move on.

Live through this and you won't look back.

I feel so obese and American whenever I drink soda.

Does anyone else sometimes just stare at his/her Tumblr and admire it?

American annual death counts: tobacco 400,000, alcohol 75,000, weed 0. Why is the drug that kills no one illegal?

#ThirstyThursday for old times' sake?@ashimachauhan @olivialintz @suziesunshineee @smackin207 @ttttaryn @thee_baby @sascocrazy @tmntrafael

And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck with Ray Ray's broke ass no mo'