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Just so you know, with MILFS, it doesnt happen like you see in pornos.
Why yes, you are so much better than me because you kiss God's ass by going to church.
Oh fuck you already.
#TruthfulTuesday - no one REALLY wants to know the truth. Ever.
I can't be bought with money but I can be bought if you do my kids Science Fair Project.
This is a one time offer.
Always looking for the one that goes beyond what is shown on the outside.
If I have my purse in the chair next to me in the waiting room - that means I dont want you sitting by me. Duh.
When you know he'd never do anything that'd hurt you.
My brain is good at wandering where it shouldnt go.
I'm too drunk to comprehend but I'll star ya anyways.
I dont think people should be able to write you a tweet if they don't follow you.
Especially if they dont know your tweets are BULLSHIT.
Only you can pull off being so adorably obnoxious and get away with it.
I will respect a truthful douchebag over a lying douchebag anyday.
Ugly is on the inside.
The fear you feel when the ATM machine keeps your debit card too long....
I like tweets with typos.
Shows your human.
Not an asshole.
You could never hate me as much as I hate myself.
Nice try bitch trying to stalk me on FB. I'm not there anymore.
It's the demons you battle inside your mind that keeps pushing me away.
If I were an asshole I'd tell you how ugly you are.
Arent you glad I'm not an asshole?