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Does pulling a Brooke Micke mean getting a perm? Telling Greg Jenkins you like him? Loudly insulting your friends? Going to Peru?
Nothing will ever be as funny as the cover of Tina Fey's book.
Remember when our high school didn't have a swim team but a huge group of people elaborately pretended that we did?
It’s weird that pirates went from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making.
Try not to be a cunt. -Buddha
Got my nose pierced today, which is hands down the most rebellious thing I've ever done.
You can't please everyone, so you gotta please yourself.
My hobbies include actively avoiding people from high school that I see in Jeff City.
Haiku about finals:
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
... I remember that one time Brooke called Greg Jenkins and told him she had feelings for him and I laugh and laugh and laugh.
Home is where the pants aren't.
Sometimes I wonder why I don't have a boyfriend, but then I go read my tweets and I get it.
My hobbies include sending Greg Jenkins snapchats of himself when he still had glasses.
It's too bad that Mike Jeffries is more known as the fat-people-hating CEO of Abercrombie instead of the best history teacher in the world.
The entire Helias class of 2012 was at Mizzou tonight.
Are you a traffic sign because stop.
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe