@theory Besides 16, 33 1/3, 45, and 78, what would you use?

You know your fantasy league has gone off the rails when someone trades a player and a higher draft pick for lunch. No, seriously. Lunch.

In other weather-related news: who's bright idea was "Tropical Storm Fabio"? http://t.co/SS3CpJcX Sixth time that name's been used since '82

I always hate the first couple days after mandatory password change day. My finger macros haven't had time to adjust yet.

Just hung up on a Comcast subcontractor asking why I switched away. @petdance told me #Ishouldasaid "I'll call you back between 12 and 4."

Nice to see at least one of the Obamas has taste. http://t.co/DXtkbNQg (Note: *Which* one depends on who's reading this.)

Highly amused by http://t.co/0A8VDoop (via http://t.co/twHZYAnA) #THE6RIOT

@petdance @selenamarie http://www.grandluxcafe.com/ is where @rachelk121 and I took a friend recently... awesome and reasonably priced!

Disappointed in @woot - the product pictures should have had a silhouetted theater row in front! #woot #happyhour

@torrez Sometimes it's easier to find a handful of quarters than a $20 bill.

IPHONE 4: JASON CHEN APPROVED (WE KNOW, WE'VE REVIEWED HIS COMPUTER) #PTI4

I would love if everyone in McHenry and Wonder Lake filled out http://bit.ly/aTKoyK to encourage Google to bring fiber Internet here.

I just saw the words "trumpet winsock" in this article and cringed: http://bit.ly/3KnVYh (Other than that, it's a great article!)

Hilarious! RT @ovidperl: William Shatner reads Sarah Palin's resignation speech. As poetry. http://is.gd/1QPoM

@petdance I'd rather have domestic key constraints. USA! USA! USA!

Interesting - put yourself in a Google search result for... you: http://www.google.com/profiles

@petdance "I must assemble a list of files based on several criteria," Tom found.

@petdance "$PS1," Tom prompted.

The usually worthless News & Views poster has an article on Sysadmin Appeciation Day. For once, I've found something worth reading on it.