Funny pic of a girl trying to take a picture with shaq from my insta feed pic.twitter.com/n55CJzH1og

Head-up display for push notifications

The front of an iPad should be all screen

@lizpelly @jennpelly im going to italy next month, what city should I go to

@edwarddroste lol, boy I tell ya they dont make life any easier

I hate athletic shorts w no pockets. whats the point? I dont feel any faster wearing athletic shorts with no pockets

Moving MT “@darrenrovell: FIPE is reporting a shortage of 6,000 pizza makers in Italy. Pizza demand has skyrocketed w/recession.”

got a huge craving for a baked potato, then I found an idaho potato in the fridge. everything is going right today

One lady is all excited bc she just got back from vegas and is buying the futon with her winnings

Watching an italian guy trying to sell a futon to two cheap old ladies is the single funniest thing ive seen in real life

I'm not a lazy guy, but man I hate doing laundry. Thats why I own 365 pairs of boxer briefs

I was clutching onto the table saying to myself "I knew I was going to go out this way, while eating a bagel, im just so young"

@bbluvvv lol, i used to post things on facebook hoping that theyd get zero likes bc it made me feel cool

I want one of those chairs from the voice in my room, must be cool to flip around like that

anything in the news about actual field spies fascinates me

RT @nytimes Russia Detains American, Saying He Is C.I.A. Agent  http://nyti.ms/18I23gw 

Got to give it to snyders pretzel company for marketing pretzel crumbs as pretzel pieces

@calexandrax i do that every year

Tom cruise always plays the same character. Lots of running around, looking stressed out and high strung

Something I would do if i had a lot of money to throw around: go to an auction and bid on rare boat shoes