If you google image "Sarah Alonso" a picture of @williamhimself comes up so ponder that on this snowy Wednesday, tweeps.

There's always money in the banana stand

JUST CHECKED MY HAIR IN A DARK WINDOW OF A FULL CLASSROOM AND THEY ALL YELLED "U LOOK GOOD" EFF ME GUYS JUST EFF ME

If a fuck is given in the woods but no one is around to see it, was a fuck really ever given?

Just learned Ricky Ullman's real name is Raviv. Wish I could go back and readdress the fan letter I sent him in '05.

You think It's possible to collaborate & listen without stopping? Like can I participate while eating a sandwich or what?

I asked my nephew "what do we love?" And he said hotdogs so I'm going to need a test done because I think he's actually my son.

Shout out to @msass18 for braiding my hair last night before I hurled. Coming through in the clutch wit dem skillzz

@evanpundyk are you in Carmel all week??

So I got asked to be in the NHS at IU but like LOL I believe in ghosts and still get excited about new Disney movies so they're confused.

My spring break will consist of jigsaw puzzles, bracelet making, cookie baking, yats, Meryl Streep movies, & just a wee bit of self loathing

Oh my gosh join in the chuckling while imagining me trying to survive in prison

I put my skirt on the wrong way this morning so I guess you've won this battle, Universe.

OMG WILL MR. BIRD BE AT CDM?!?

AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER

The kids in my apparel merch class always look so nice & I come straight from gym class like ILL NEVER MAKE IT IN THIS INDUSTRY LOL!!

I went to Carmel High School for four years and I still don't know what the eff people mean when they say "the commons" #greyhoundz

Every time the cute guy in my fitness and jogging class looks at me I'm like... pic.twitter.com/LpZ30REY

I'm crying.

I can't move.