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@jephjacques If my bedroom skills were a game, it'd be Hungry Hungry Hippos. 30 seconds of slapping then arguing over where the balls went
Programmers are bad at 2 things: estimation, documentation, and off by one errors
@mquirion are you following the @unsuckdcmetro @mind_mixer clusterfuck? It's like they're writing the textbook on how not to do social media
@unsuckdcmetro I imagine there's a sign somewhere in a #wmata office that reads "2 days without unexplainable system failure"
"is this for the case number you dialed" "no I just hit random fucking numbers" #TechSupportHell
@mountainherder I think this was made specifically for you http://youtu.be/2PAT1UmlJ-0
Modern Seinfeld: Jerry makes fun of Newman's new Windows Phone. Newman SWATs him in return.
@mquirion If I'm a hacker, I know what I'm focusing my attention on. I'm sure the FB takeover will circumvent built in android security.
Just wait till @theatlantic 's next big article about how much unclaimed inheritance is in Nigeria and what you need to do to claim it.
When I left 4 lunch today my phone popped up a t'storm warning. When I plugged it in Pandora played "Lightning Crashes." well played Skynet
@keitharnoldnbc I can believe @theonion hasn't done the headline "Fat, Lazy Americans question Phelps' dedication"
@mquirion new start up idea: StartKicker. A service that finds ill conceived Kickstarters and mercilessly berates them on how awful they are
This is really important and no one is paying attention: http://t.co/nXU75ozW via @redtapechron
