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When i die don't write "R.I.P" on my grave... write "B.R.B"
WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT
Guys I miss Tweetie 2. It was so much better than this shit we have now. When it became twitter they even took out twitlonger for fucks sake
Dear facebook PLEASE FIX YOUR SHITTY CSS!! love layne
Seriously, fuck people. We're a bunch of assholes
My iPhone has a mustache #yourargumentisinvalid
New std: minecraft dick
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE?
you've been selected to receive two free marijuana cigarettes
Guys tonight I wrote sad poetry, drew a picture of a girl getting fucked with a chainsaw and cried.
I haz a sad.
I'm like a milkshake- I'm cool, smooth, and nobody wants me in their pants.