@thehouseofwtf white old white men came up with "saggin" and why do I think that you might ask? What's saggin backwards?

When i die don't write "R.I.P" on my grave... write "B.R.B"

@kocmobile you fucking huge nigger cunts need to get your stupid sponsored tweets out of my cunt ass feed

WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT

@laynesuis @daniel5369 you two are like 14 year olds

Guys I miss Tweetie 2. It was so much better than this shit we have now. When it became twitter they even took out twitlonger for fucks sake

Dear facebook PLEASE FIX YOUR SHITTY CSS!! love layne

@loganvossx you deal drugs? Can you hook me up with a nickel bag?

Seriously, fuck people. We're a bunch of assholes

My iPhone has a mustache #yourargumentisinvalid

LAMOLMAOLMAO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfoICaZ4X8k&feature=player_embedded @appinsect

New std: minecraft dick

Hipster toy spotted at value village @richarddowens http://t.co/fexwUc2R

“@sleepytiger_: I like my penis ok.”

Don't we all

Wake up @4 pm > put on pants > accquire hash, iced coffee, and dubstep > use all 3 > put on a shirt> present. >partyhard.jpg

If you having code problems I feel bad for you son.

I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one. http://t.co/WaXQ2AI

“@roblnwilliams: Notice how in Harry Potter the soul stealers never go for Ron.”

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE?

you've been selected to receive two free marijuana cigarettes

Guys tonight I wrote sad poetry, drew a picture of a girl getting fucked with a chainsaw and cried.
I haz a sad.