Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If I don't remember your name, I actually feel like that's more your fault than mine.
There's about to be black on snack violence all up in this bitch.
My hoodie brings all the boys to the yard & they're like 'it's more suspicious than ours' damn right you can shoot me & you wont get charged
Bros: if a chick talks about how she has guy friends b/c she can't stand girls, but is herself very girly: run. I'll explain later run now
Hugs not drugs! Except hugging releases oxytocin, which is a mind-altering hormone. So keep hugging away you pathetic addicts you disgust me
You know how you never let a drowning person grab onto you cuz they'll take you down w/ them? That applies to insecure people too.
Santa is a bourgeoisie myth to keep the proletariat children in line by making them believe Christmas is meritocratic
Happy World AIDS Day! Or as it's known in Africa, Thursday.
I like to say "irregardless" just to watch dark haired introvert girls' brains short-circuit.
I think a lot of my butthurtness about existence comes from life being primarily cyclical and I'm kind of a linear bro.
I ain't say she a gold digger / but she moved to California in 1849
When something's relevant or on point regarding Afro-Americans, it's blaccurate.
The downside to being the only negro in a given social setting is if you accidentally knock up someone's wife it's obvious who did it.
Hey everybody, if you have a friend named Lana, let her know that's 'Anal" backwards.
All of my roommates are out of the house at the same time. Time to finally flop my penis on every usable surface in the place.
So, if I understand correctly, dubstep fans get super excited when the song stops and then starts again a few moments later?
That texting conversation between you and your best friend is hilarious. You should post it online. They'll probably give you your own show.
Fuck's sake, I'm talking dangerous! Can't nobody talk dangerous anymore? Jesus. Fucking Bristol. No ambition, no edge, no style, you know? Provincial.