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If I don't remember your name, I actually feel like that's more your fault than mine.
When women refer to their sons as "the only man I need in my life", that boy has no chance of growing up to be a normal member of society.
There's a strong correlation between being the first dude to comment on a girl's new facebook picture and using "your" instead of "you're"'.
There's about to be black on snack violence all up in this bitch.
My hoodie brings all the boys to the yard & they're like 'it's more suspicious than ours' damn right you can shoot me & you wont get charged
Bros: if a chick talks about how she has guy friends b/c she can't stand girls, but is herself very girly: run. I'll explain later run now
Hugs not drugs! Except hugging releases oxytocin, which is a mind-altering hormone. So keep hugging away you pathetic addicts you disgust me
You know how you never let a drowning person grab onto you cuz they'll take you down w/ them? That applies to insecure people too.
The first rule of dating my teenage daughter is you do not talk about dating my teenage daughter.
Listening to Zimmerman's supporters has made me side in favor of gun control. These people are crazier than actual school shooters.
Santa is a bourgeoisie myth to keep the proletariat children in line by making them believe Christmas is meritocratic
Happy World AIDS Day! Or as it's known in Africa, Thursday.
I wonder (hope) it would bother Doctor Who fans if I said "you mean, Doctor Whom" every time they said Doctor Who/ "The Doctor".
I like to say "irregardless" just to watch dark haired introvert girls' brains short-circuit.
I think a lot of my butthurtness about existence comes from life being primarily cyclical and I'm kind of a linear bro.
New Orleans traffic is Mario Kart without the power-ups.
I ain't say she a gold digger / but she moved to California in 1849
When something's relevant or on point regarding Afro-Americans, it's blaccurate.
Fuck’s sake, I’m talking dangerous! Can’t nobody talk dangerous anymore? Jesus. Fucking Bristol. No ambition, no edge, no style, you know? Provincial.