Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Happy Mother's Day to my mum even though she doesn't have Twitter so posting about it is fucking useless you dicks.
People should have their Facebook pages deactivated as soon as they find out they're pregnant.
I really wish I could tell people on Facebook that their baby is ugly.
100% buying Chris Brown's new album when it comes out. He's been making some MASSIVE tunes recently so I expect it to be a big album.
HONESTLY STOP NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A VIDEO OF YOU SINGING ON FACEBOOK SERIOUSLY PLEASE STOP
If you pay £50 for a t-shirt you don't deserve to have money.
Kerrang Awards shouldn't exist. Any music awards with a 'hottest male' category should be abolished.
It's 3 minutes past midnight here and I'm still alive YEEESSSSS FUCK THE MAYANS.
I was going to buy a onesie, then I realised I'm not a cunt.
Getting a RT from a celebrity is definitely going to give you luck for your exam. You fucking dumb piece of shit.
My life has become one big caffeine overdose.