if i could just go back and freeze time when i was 16.. that would be ideal. being an adult is so overrated.

if you ever say "he's super hot besides the rat tail" again, i swear to God we can't be friends anymore.

Crying forever watching himym when lilly leaves eating my last piece of chocolate.. #wheresmybestfriend

Damn all the frogs of the world!

finally start to write already late final paper, @mogesmobes decides to come get me. oh well! excited to see that rascal:)

my dad won't stop saying that the only reason someone would go to the petrified forest with me is "for poo-see". #grossdad

My mom just made me cry from laughing in ross telling me about a time I hid from my friends at my birthday because I spilled nail polish.

lets just say i was really fucking productive tonight. all for little juanabon<3

Running into pablo has got to be the most awkward fucking thing to ever happen to me.

All I've done today is study and worry about last night when kaylee told me my hair looked "so dark". Productive.

When you go to someones house and the first thing you do is get a bowl of cereal... #stnrgirlproblems

bestfriend convinced me to take a cinamon shot... death is upon me

"We had a hundred people in the bar and no fights!" "Chemists don't fight dude..."

Today at church I almost cried because I couldn't give a service dog communion. I'm a little homesick for chloe I think...

i woke up, made three separate cups of tea (all at once) and ate a bag of popcorn. apparently 1.5 hours have passed.

At small group were challenged to mention jesus to someone. Think ill mention this to @kayyharris while we smoke a bowl tomorow...

"The other day I told my mom I liked a girl and she asked me what color you were..." black men these days..

I feel blessed today.. just thought id share :)

If he says your name wrong… don't suck his dick.

wanted: hot guy with beard (and potentially long hair) to open my tea's and random doors for me.