"@nextmovie: Hey, @nottjmiller is an action star now! He'll play Mark Wahlberg's BFF in "Transformers 4":  http://bit.ly/12OzuJi " @ewall_

"@robdelaney: Have a #moist weekend." Same to you, @d_hamgelo, @bjohns86 and @kirk_a_lurk.

@robdelaney Is this you on my bank's website? Can you get me more information about refinancing? pic.twitter.com/pAbG7ILCxx

"@robdelaney: Hold the phone! Look at @shawngarrett’s twitter feed right now!" @brenna_garrett I thought this was about @mrshawngarrett !!!!

"Stop fist pumping to 'It's a Small World'" -Me to @j_ag and @brenna_garrett #slapyourself @latenightjimmy

@jtes Dude, you get trading cards! Totally worth the almost certain death.

@boobsradley Holy shit! Im doing EXACTLY that if this is a documentary about Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari's life of crime #DietA&Wforlife

@boobsradley Thank you thank you. A princely crown would go well with my Disneyland hoodie and Spongebob socks. Sadly, not joking...

Congrats on your Bronze Medal, @nottjmiller I didn't know that you were British now. Why'd they make you cut your hair? http://t.co/HFEgK4TO

Can't see @robdelaney in Phx b/c Im babysitting. And it's 21 & over so I can't bring her. It'd be weird if I was babysitting someone over 21

RT @depresseddarth Beyonce will give birth any day now. Kanye has already texted Taylor Swift to tell her it'll be the best baby of all time

Disneyland tomorrow!!! I. Am. So. Pumped. #occupyDisneyland

@jimmyfallon I got yelled at for rapping 99 Problems @ karaoke & ignoring that it was supposed to be censored. Whatever Applebees #partyfail

@prattprattpratt Better question. Why does Morgan Freeman keep calling it a 'fish'? He's God. And therefore should know dolphins are mammals

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