Tank Man: pic.twitter.com/uAGXTLSHaj
Lego Man: pic.twitter.com/7G6molfPci
Duck Man: pic.twitter.com/rCdcJYtby1
Pig Bird: pic.twitter.com/60Y1lfn2zJ

Apple Maps actually seems to have duplicated the Diaoyus, perhaps in the hope that China and Japan can take a set each: http://t.co/IQcL1nVm

Oh God RT @noruweijin: RT @derek_omni: Asian girl tries online dating - posts the messages white guys are sending her  http://j.mp/WLgVoY 

I’m still on Nervous Neckbeard. RT @pinboard: Looking forward to the next Ubuntu release, Suffering Sysadmin

52-year-old Columbia University janitor graduates with honors in Classics http://t.co/NXekOeEr <applause>

!!!! RT @missxq: Xinhua: Due to pollution in Zhejiang, ppls didn't know furniture factory caught fire until 3hs later pic.twitter.com/137g5yd9

So there's a guy at a Vancouver Apple Store called Sam Sung …. from @sotoole via @danielpunkass: pic.twitter.com/Cjy4K5Rl

Man arrested in Maine after 27 years without human contact, apart from saying hi to a hiker in the mid 90s.  http://www.onlinesentinel.com/news/North-Pond-Hermit-suspect-in-more-than-1000-burglaries-captured.html?pagenum=full …

If you've got an @instapaper backlog, get a Kindle. Like taking a flamethrower to a snowman.

MT @max_fisher: How big is Tokyo? Here's a map of greater Tokyo superimposed over Britain.  http://bit.ly/XGmCaG 

Damn, Beijing, when you’re pretty, you’re pretty. pic.twitter.com/CIk8kE7vFs

Stupendous RT @gadyepstein: Today, this would explode on Twitter RT @elongreen: This headline from 1922 is unsurpassed. http://t.co/JocNWusT

RT @xhnews: A 7-year-old girl in Beijing was confirmed to be infected with the H7N9 strain of bird flu, the first such case in the capital.

Colbert on Chen Guangcheng: "Apparently losing your sight doesn't just make your ears better: it makes your balls bigger."

Bitcoin mining uses half as much electricity as the Large Hadron Collider?!?!  http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-04-12/virtual-bitcoin-mining-is-a-real-world-environmental-disaster.html … via @liberationtech

RT @ccdavies: "My whole office consists of my personal assistant and me", Aung San Suu Kyi tells Prince Charles as 50 of his staff greet her

RT @bbcbreaking: Tsunami "less likely" because quake off Indonesia horizontal not vertical, USGS spokesman tells BBC http://t.co/mhkmQ10c

I've so far wanted to tweet almost every other sentence of @greatdismal's 'Distrust That Particular Flavor'. Just buy it, and read them all.

@doctorow Hollywood studio supporting illegal house arrest of blind Chinese activist & family inc 6-y-o daughter: http://t.co/Kx0Z1Gts

MT @crtejada: RT @veterantraveler: No trouble seeing the Apple store thru the Beijing smog! pic.twitter.com/vbYbU00I
Via @shannonfagan