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Was just asked to leave #Mayflower, Arkansas - or spend the night in jail. Thanks, #EXXON. pic.twitter.com/3UpiH0HpKG
Chuck E. Cheese whispers in your daughter's ear at a birthday party, "The demand to be loved is the greatest of all arrogant presumptions."
I cannot handle the pressure of being the only one who can prevent forest fires. I can't.
I just want to go home.
Kids who have a hard time "focusing" on meaningless bullshit are routinely diagnosed with disorders. They should be given medals, not drugs.
What if the stars are arrayed such that, from the proper perspective, a grid forms which effectively maps the distribution of the primes?
What does it mean that I crave feedback from people whose feedback is the desire for feedback manifesting itself as feedback?
By all means, have a stroke over same-sex marriage, but keep your mouth shut when robotic killing machines drop their payloads on children.
Moths are free. Completely. And they choose the fire. Die a thousand times. This isn't a game we lose.
This is what happens when you take your phone out of your pocket in #Mayflower, Arkansas. Meet the #Exxon PD. http://praxymetry.tumblr.com/post/48221624217/exxon-is-calling-all-the-shots-in-mayflower … #NoKXL
She looked out across the river, and shouted above the curling water at Death: HEY ASSHOLE, YOUR COSTUME'S ON INSIDE OUT.
A YouTube video of someone you've never met pushing their way into a crowded theatre, sobbing, repeatedly shouting your email password.