Basically everyone in Australia right now  http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/2/2/9/anigif_enhanced-buzz-21734-1359813687-3.gif …

Please cross "Defend Stalin" off your list of "Absurd things the @dailytelegraph has never done" pic.twitter.com/dxHovKv4vo

Bing Crosby, or you could Google him.

Yeah so this picture sums up basically everything that's wrong/stupid/so so stupid with Australian political coverage pic.twitter.com/lE6ntC6Uiv

I don't know why you'd want to play a game where you braid some guy called Tom's hair but I guess it's better than it sounds. #tombraider

Alternate headline: $1000s Wasted On Fag Parade Thing  http://m.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wasted-with-gay-abandon-at-taylor-square/story-e6freuy9-1226586361494 … (via @joshgnosis)

Oh did Kevin Rudd say something that will get him attention? http://i.imgur.com/pZ4cYLh.gif 

I already love the white couple on the new season of #theblock!

I just went to the gym. Oh, wait - typo. I meant to write smug smug smug smug smug.

If Hugh Dancy doesn't win the Emmy for Best Disturbed Sad Face in a Drama I will riot. #hannibal

LOL x 1 billion RT @michaelmeloni: Oh lord, the Daily Show segment on gun control with John Howard is pure awesome:  http://vimeo.com/64420260 

Happy Valentine's Day! Remember: if you can't love yourself how the heeeeeeeell you gon love somebody else

I don't care about anyone who hasn't seen Devil Wears Prada.

Going to the gym = sucks.
Being at the gym = sucks.
Having been to the gym = awesome.

Is there a Mardi Gras float for gay shut-ins who like watching television. Because I would totally lead that float.

Joel McHale makes coffee... wait for it: http://t.co/AYqrAo3k (via @reddit)

I went out to breakfast and forgot to Instagram what I ate! #EPICFAIL

voting for spinach because you hate julia gillard is like eating tony abbott because you hate shit

I'm having a pretty sad International Women's Day. I don't own a single one.

My god this video has blown my mind. Shit. The universe, guys.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0jHsq36_NTU …