@funsizdprincess come to oz, ill turn your frustrations into revelations ;-)

@paxochka I am a porn bot. Take me to you labia. (said in a robotic alien type of voice)

USA is the most third world first world country #qanda

@paxochka I'll get you an asprin and a riding crop and drop my pants, be gentle with me ;-)

have you ever wondered if your mum kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? You are now!

@shariv67 so go ahead black widow

@jakefarrwharton im thinking about getting tested but cant find a gp who will kiss me at the same time!

@paxochka fuck me!

@rationalists @tim_hawken @cupcakeatheist Breaking news: Islamic and gay communities both support the introduction of sharerear law!

@paxochka I hate you too xxx

and on the seventh day man created god....... there is no god and no #GodUniverse

@paxochka you are as flexible as Mrs slocombe's pussy!

@funsizdprincess oh, I bet you have so much more than that ;-)

@jkrambles @funsizdprincess better than enduring so-so sex with someone you love

#qanda we are all just keeping up with the (Alan) Joneses

@funsizdprincess PS IM surviving on past glories at the moment :-(

@funsizdprincess i will always adore you ;-)

Anaconda #DescribeYourSexLifeWithaMovieTitle

@funsizdprincess Life and anal require lubrication. I perscribe alcohol and silicone lubricants ;-) Hope next year is better gorgeous :-)

@funsizdprincess I need more salt in my diet, when can we catch up?