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Slovakia has no chance in the Olympics against Fastvakia.
If the Tea Party was about bad government it would've arisen during the Bush administration. Its actually about ignorance & bigotry.
Shouldn't we try diplomacy BEFORE we bomb the moon?
I have to admit that while I get better weather info on my iPhone, the weather women on tv have better tits.
Playing doctor is so last century. Today's kids play TSA agent.
Giving 10% of your income to the Mormon church isn’t charity. The LDS church uses that $$ to fight gay marriage in California. #MittRomney
After the "rapture" let's play along & pretend we can't see our righteous friends.
I have a suggestion for all those who oppose abortion, don't have one.
Learning to fly is easy, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
What I need is a diet where you lose weight by tweeting lame jokes & inane comments.
Having Newt Gingrich defend marriage is like Jack The Ripper defending prostitutes.
We've had 3D movies for years, its called theater.
Slut: A woman with the morals of a man. (Via the internets.)
We had class warfare in the USA. The rich won.
Obama could've been born in Times Square, in front of Jesus, Mary & a choir of angels & TeaBaggers still wouldn't believe it.
The GOP wants to make the government small enough so it can fit inside every American woman's uterus.
Not the dead singer, not the footballer, not the designer. Just the Sandro who got to twitter first. Deal with it.