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Weather man said 'you're gonna get wet at some point during the day and some of you may see 6-8 inches' Holy shit, can't wait!
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I like shooting pool. Of course I like anything that involves sticks, balls, and holes.
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My boss is an OCD perfectionist bitch! I'd tell her but that'd be awkward seeing as how I'm selfemployed.
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Fellas don't be upset to find out an orgasm was fake, be grateful that despite her misery, she made the effort to make any noise at all.
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Whatta know. Weather man was part right. I did get wet today. Still waiting for that 6-8 inches though.
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Nevermind my cut finger or the blackeye, the important thing is that the wine bottles open.
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Have a lot more followers today. Good to see so many of you decided to join the 6pm live stream service of why I love the Lord.
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So what's the difference between duct tape and pore strips again?
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I just love how sane I appear when I'm swatting at a bug no one else sees.
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Having a vagina really gets in the way of how some people talk to you. You know like mechanics, tech support etc.
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I think i should be allowed to republish my first 50 tweets since back then only 3 of you followed me. #wastedhumor
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Wow! 6 yr old boy next door just asked if he could touch my boob ... what happened to the good old days when they just asked for candy?
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If your not hiding your grampa's dentures then your not keeping him on his A game.
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Today I heard I was a whore. Sooooo ... I'll have a talk with my vagina tomorrow.
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On a side note. Every time I see a bald guy I'm disturbed if he's not cleaning something.
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My genes suggest i might have a future in crazyville.
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PETA,

Sorry for what I did to the chicken while asleep. On 2nd thought dog might have eaten comforter.

Love,
ChokesonFeathers
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My laziness is interferring with my alcoholism.
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Can I borrow someone's family jewels for just a sec? Just long enough to be able to tell this asshole to suck my left nut.
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These Mr. Clean erasers work great around the house but they're not doing shit for this marriage license.
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