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Now that I think in tweets, my thoughts are so much funnier and amazing.
"Should" is the most violent word
Want to start a band called Metamorphic so everyone can be like "Metamorphic rocks!" and then pull out their favorite hand sample of gneiss.
tweet like no one is following you
Miracle-Gro for your brain except the plants die and the weeds take over.
Serving the curious listener
I'm all the characters on Dawson's Creek lol
Just took some Epsom salts and now I'm possessed by a trill demon
I suppose I could become a famous monster
Is it acceptable to say "what's good for the goose is good for the gander"? I'm just afraid it might be gander-normative
Some peeps think only weed gets you high not true almost anything will *huffs bag of lentils*
Don't wash all your clothes in one day and then dry them in your room with a heater because now everything is wet
Don't forget about armadillos
There are no missing objects. Only unsystematic searchers.
Come into my web of narrative
I remember how the darkness doubled. I recall lightning struck itself. I was listening to the rain. I was hearing something else.
Consider the idea that every living organism is striving to be a tree
LEVEL UP! You may now unlock Adderall Mode with two cups of coffee.
It's weird that a spoon is essentially a bowl used to transfer food from from a larger bowl.