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Guys are like purses. Cute, full of shit and can be replaced.
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DjSkunkDieselJorgasmic1chiclet_piercedbratSuck_A_Duck
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I really need 2 stop drinking. Went to bed with Fuckalicious and woke to Fucktard.
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sofiaintexaseleanorpyc03CrensCrotchGravyBarbieSuck_A_Duck
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I caught my dad talking w/ phone sex line. Awkward, think he recognised my voice too.
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theacerbic1CrensCrotchGravyBarbieSuck_A_Duck
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Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes u get excellent service, sometimes poor service. Sometimes U have 2 settle for Self-service!
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CrensCrotchtheacerbic1GravyBarbieSuck_A_Duck
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Definition of Fucked: Man has truck payment, rent, wife and girlfriend... and they're all a month late.
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Astrorangerslightlysick1surlygurlSuck_A_Duck
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Ex wanted a pic of my tits so he could see them all the time. I sed "Gimmie a pic of ur dick so I can enlarge it"
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Rebound_GirljuicymorselSilentLeopard
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Yep. Thats how it works! http://twitpic.com/z84mz
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SammyLikesYouSilkPillowjbiohaz
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What do U call kids born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts.
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CrashBurnItAlljinxybeeGravyBarbie
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If God's a woman, not only are you going to hell but you'll never know why either.
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DixieAngel_TwiterHero
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I hove irriteble vowel simdrame
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peterfitzwelSlappNuttz
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Dr told me I had to quit masturbating. I asked why. He said, "Cuz I'm not done with my examination! "
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AderalApocalypssgstrick
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Would You just STFU when I interupt you?!
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Suck_A_Duckderek_huff
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2,500 troops deployed today... Good luck, come home alive.
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Spinchange_leo_g_ash
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Oh yeah, the dude who clubbed my knee caps cuz I had ur lipstick.RT @aka55: @santasdevil why yes, I'm the guy who made you walk funny.
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Tony_E_NCThe_Sock_Puppet
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How to stop a lesbian from smoking... http://twitpic.com/pzr24
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CrensCrotchjbiohaz
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Cant beleive I'm discussing nad design....
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DickAmateurGravyBarbie
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I just bought a muslim sex doll. It blows itself up.
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theacerbic1GravyBarbie
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My ex was so small I didnt give him handjobs. I gave him fobjobs w/ my keyring.
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theacerbic1GravyBarbie
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@aka55 Moanday, Toungeday, Wetday, Threesumday, Fingerday, Sexday and Suckday...
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CooncattGravyBarbie
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I don't have road rage. Just vehicular torrehts.
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