Tyler Perry wrote and directed the offense and defense of The Heat tonight
#overthetopcomedy

The Heat could double the size of their stadium with all of the bricks they're throwing up.

I used my face in my avi. I wish I was good looking or that I was smart enough to use the pic of a good looking dude. Shit...

"People that are adults and make stupid faces behind reporters are soooooo cool!"

- D-bags

I wish there were commercials for lawyers that handle asbestos claims.

"Screw you people, I loved Miss Utah's answer!"
- ALL male genitals

When you scream at the lady behind the counter, then find out YOU were wrong, you're supposed to apologize, NOT be a BIGGER asshole lady...

YouTube is becoming a way for lazy people to argue with and insult each other.

MySpace, just give me the keys... you don't look like you're ready to drive.

Spanking is RECIPROCAL ladies!

All the good men are married or gay? So as a good man my only two choices are to be married or gay? How about single, happy and laid?

Dear NEW followers, sorry in advance. Old followers....shut up and get back in the cellar!!! NOW!

@ajcemcee :)

How many armpit fetish photos do you think it'll take before the NSA stops monitoring my computer?

Just felt my own ass, you people are right, It's awesome.

Civility, the lost art....

I starting a petition to rid porn of man ass shots. WHO'S WITH ME!?!

Father's day card? For my MOM? Uh, no.

Superlatives have replaced racial epithets for the slick politician. We still know what you mean people...having said that... screw you.

Hi, I'm @santhonythomas. What's YOUR name? Yeah yeah yeah, this is really about me....