i was worried my flatm8 would think badly of me 4 eating 3 eggs so when i heard her coming in i hid 1 so she would think i was only eating 2

GOLLY I FEEL ODD

when Mary Kate Olson was a kid she had a pony called Compact Disc

my mom used to take such amazing photos & process & develop them herself in a makeshift darkroom pic.twitter.com/yxAGZD7o

"Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it."

i like this tweet by @linusr so much that i recorded myself reading it http://t.co/DucZZ8OF

DON'T H8 ME COS U 8 ME oh wait no that's not it

i'm really funny and mature pic.twitter.com/2Vf4aago

WOAH JUST REALISED THAT OUR INSIDES MUST BE COMPLETELY BLACK WITH DARKNESS

eating bad pasta drinking bad wine wearing bad clothes doing bad makeup making bad dances dancing bad decisions

i just ate half a cucumber wat u gon do

be nice on the internet

twitter makes me hella horny

. m oo n . http://t.co/0n6A2q3C

i always take the lid off my coffee before drinking it because (a) tastes like plastic (b) keeps it way too hot (c) tiny tiny hole is weird

selfies autocorrected to selfless

yknow how my lil bro osc makes amazing music? well he's also narrated a trailer for a book by @snckpck & others  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0NzOG4fKfw … ! !!!

i could go for a bloody mary and a pizza

me dancin  http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4cf83e0f1358c26d3ae6f3ade76ed25/tumblr_mkh4w53j0C1qzhnmco1_250.gif …

sometimes people seem worried that they don't "get" things i make but i'm like don't worry neither do i