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I'm suspicious there's a hobo camping out somewhere in my house (not including kevin)
two minutes into haircut "so I take it you're a swimmer?" eeh
I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR
I’m really bad at measuring out the right amount of pasta, so if you and 64 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come over
I just accidentally emailed a selfie to my psych professor so that bodes for an interesting next class
chocolate will always love us, even when nancy won't
I'm still accidentally writing "2011" on papers so this could be a problem
just once I'd like to be caught in the middle of a flash mob
About 90% of my day is spent trying to incorporate "that's so raven" into my conversations
"mom I got into college!"..."wait, really??" #kcool
It's cute the way they make the Oreo's bag resealable as if I'm not going to eat them all.
Two girls just started speaking in french about me in the dentist. Little do they know I can understand them. #winning #jeparlefrancais