I'm suspicious there's a hobo camping out somewhere in my house (not including kevin)

two minutes into haircut "so I take it you're a swimmer?" eeh

I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR

whats a little vomit between friends! oh wait, ON friends. @samswinton #noregrets

I’m really bad at measuring out the right amount of pasta, so if you and 64 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come over

the month is upon us my friends pic.twitter.com/EDubo3Yi5w

I just accidentally emailed a selfie to my psych professor so that bodes for an interesting next class

chocolate will always love us, even when nancy won't

I'm still accidentally writing "2011" on papers so this could be a problem

just once I'd like to be caught in the middle of a flash mob

"true friendship isn't being inseparable, its being separated and nothing changes." love you more than anything @madcrawfs @ellitas_levy

"Who was your middle school boyfriend?" "didn't have one, I had fellas that liked me but I thought I was too good for them.."#shitsamsays

About 90% of my day is spent trying to incorporate "that's so raven" into my conversations

"mom I got into college!"..."wait, really??" #kcool

@the_accident_sh cell phones have only been around for like 20 years, pretty sure they had stoplights before that. #whosdumbnow

happy birthday to the two best sisters in the world @kane_kles and @vol_kane_0 ! #loveyouboth

all hell breaks loose when mom's in Mexico. @liz_kane314

It's cute the way they make the Oreo's bag resealable as if I'm not going to eat them all.

Two girls just started speaking in french about me in the dentist. Little do they know I can understand them. #winning #jeparlefrancais

@kirsten_olsonxo #slackerproblems #slowgirlproblems #dumbgirlproblems #fatgirlproblems #SENIOR2PROBLEMS.