I heard North Korea's nukes are smaller than everyone else's. Probably just a rumor.

Very worried about this blizzard. Snowstorms create babies and the last thing we need is more Patriots fans. #blizzard

Chris Brown loses to Frank Ocean. What a slap in Rihanna's face.

Bieber made $55 million last year. Pot? Dude, you can afford coke. #TheBurn

Really impressed by this photo. http://t.co/HOEbKAKM

Amazing. The first gay NBA player isn't a top or a bottom, but a center. #jasoncollins

I'm not surprised Manti Te'o made up his girlfriend, I'm surprised he didn't make up an excuse for having a 6 year old's haircut. #TheBurn

Jeremy Lin is also 23 today. He will be having a 15 minute party and they will only be serving turnovers. #TheBurn #happyburnday

Jerry Buss just passed away. Sadly, the only Laker willing to pass. #RIPJerry

At Paterno's funeral no one's going to bow their heads, they are just going to look the other way.

Ann Romney has MS. But then again, she's rich so she has multiple everything.

Kaepernick is a master of the fake. Those tattoos probably wash off. #NINERS

Look at us! America! pic.twitter.com/s2WIKKty

"Appy Fanksgiving!"---Adele.

I have to say I'm worried about women being in combat. It's going to distract us from running the country and solving world probs. #TheBurn

The most impressive thing in Dallas tonight is that, yet again, Jerry Jones was able to fit his ego in that tiny stadium.

Pope giving up Catholic Church for lent.

For the first time two brothers are facing each other in the Superbowl. It’s like the civil war except now black people get paid to fight.

Gardening is so relaxing. Especially when I watch Mexicans do it.

If I were @barackobama I would constantly refer to Iraq as a pre existing condition.