“@suckstosucks: how my parents work  http://twitpic.com/bsv40d ”

“@allknowa: We all know a tool named Thomas” 😂

“@scienceporn_: This is so weird.. pic.twitter.com/nhNrysnj7F” 🙀

“@fillwerrell: When someone opens a snapchat and doesn't reply pic.twitter.com/eQRMQ7M2KL”

I can always count on @mcfemale to be in my timeline at all hours of the night. #iappreciateyou

“@itweetfacts: Mitt Romney's campaign slogan, "Keep America American" was the same slogan used by the KKK in 1922. #Election2012 #TeamObama”

Sunny days seem to hurt the most. I wear the pain like a heavy coat, I feel you everywhere I go. #missingyou 💛 @jerkenit77x 😘

“@mcfemale: SnapChat me nudes so I know it's real.” @rachhel307 @taneshanicolee @_kenzienikol @aspiedd 😂😂😂

“@suckstosucks: 👌 pic.twitter.com/eoKjMLpVDX”

“@suckstosucks: 👌 pic.twitter.com/hSe7iyqS”

“@suckstosucks: "how was school today?" pic.twitter.com/1NZrESybMS”

@one__good__guy Your sweatshirt. >>>> #Heels 💙

@uncensoredgirl_ WHYYYYYYYYY. 😫😷😲

“@uncensoredgirl_: The best part of Valentine's day is when it's over and all the chocolate goes on sale.”

“@suckstosucks: #ManCandyMonday Ezra 😘😍 pic.twitter.com/SIdsPzEI”

“@extragrumpycat: No one deserves hate, Unless they ate their own tampon.” For real, doeeeee. 😷

“@uncensoredgirl_: #TwitterHasTaughtMe that I'm just as fucked up as I thought I was.”

“@extragrumpycat: I just broke my personal record of days without dying today.”

“@extragrumpycat: Christmas is so close I can almost smell the mistletoe that I'm not going to get kissed under.”

GO GORGIA.