for the right price, I can give you the current location of a room full of female cocoa programmers

today I emailed with Pierre de Reeder and met Sergey Brin.

all I want for Christmas is to be able to bounce messages in mail.app again

"yeah, but can I put Newsstand in a folder yet?"

stomping @joericioppo in fifa ⚽🏃

#occupysf @ OccupySF http://t.co/gC7sFQTq

things i thought i didn't like, but it turns out i really do: guacamole, pad thai, carrot juice

Every time I type "awesome" my phone corrects it to "Sedona", which is pretty right on.

nothing happens until something moves

praise jah for pedialyte freezer pops

wearing my birkenstocks to my polling place so that it’s clear to everyone who im voting for

lol “@thoughtcatalog: 6 Reasons Why Apple Store Employees Would Make The Best Boyfriends Ever  http://tcat.tc/S1g3HT ”

“I’d rather have nunchuck skills than none chuck skills.”

dear apple,
why did you spawn a generation of bitchy passive aggressive programmers who turn to social media to vent?

bros before users

wearing boots makes me feel more important one hundred percent of the time

I'm tweeting a picture of my app, from my app. http://t.co/1euosWgX

margaritas and cupcakes!

OH, outside of a club on Valencia: "oh, I'm not the bouncer, I'm just a black guy in a nice shirt"

Yesterday, I accidentally referred to Alcatraz as Azkaban. In public.