Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I’m pretty glad that quicksand is not as big an issue in my life as cartoons suggested it would be.
HAPPY 2014TH BIRTHDAY AMERICA ✨🔥🌟🙌🎉🎊🎁🎅🎄👉👌
And this “pray for Boston” hashtag is bullshit. Praying isn’t going to help anyone, but it’ll make you feel like you’re vicariously helping.
Being active on Twitter is like being vegan. You know nobody else cares, but you never shut up about it.
I just stretched and my back cracked more than a high schooler’s iPhone screen.
Sometimes, I lie awake at night thinking about the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.
It was using my Master Ball on a Skarmory in 2004.
Allergies were so bad yesterday that my room now looks like that of a twelve-year-old who just discovered his penis.
Hey everyone, tomorrow is 13/13/13!