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[ Tim Cook on stage ]
"Today, I'd like to introduce Apple's new wearables!"
🎵 APPLE BRANDED JEANS (JEANS), BOOTS WITH WIFI 🎵
Non-"techy" people: "Fuck computers."
"Normal" people: "Computers are neat, I guess."
"Techy" people: "Fuck computers."
Android dev: "ANDROID HAS HAD NFC PAYMENTS FOR YEARS!"
iOS designer: "Then why isn't it ubiquitous? Have you ACTUALLY used it? Ever?"
HAPPY 2014TH BIRTHDAY AMERICA ✨🔥🌟🙌🎉🎊🎁🎅🎄👉👌
Maybe the reason why Objective-C devs are super fashionable is because they shop at .h&.m
And this “pray for Boston” hashtag is bullshit. Praying isn’t going to help anyone, but it’ll make you feel like you’re vicariously helping.
@evagiselle Made a Chrome extension instead https://github.com/sarcasticsimba/DummyFacebook …
Direct download link: https://github.com/sarcasticsimba/DummyFacebook/blob/master/DummyFacebook.crx?raw=true …
I HAVE A CREDIT CARD AND I FOUND THE NERF AISLE OF TARGET. NOBODY STOP ME
Ode To The White Girl Trying To Freestyle Outside My Window At 9PM
Dear white girl trying to freestyle outside my window at 9PM,
Allergies were so bad yesterday that my room now looks like that of a twelve-year-old who just discovered his penis.
Reasons why I lose at Super Smash Brothers:
Reasons why I win at Super Smash Brothers:
From the state of my Twitter feed, it sounds like Apple finally fixed that annoying bug in iOS where you can receive phone calls.
Putting the “pun” in “punk rock”
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