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I'm willing to record a PSA about the dangers of wearing pants. Just putting it out there.
Strength isn't about how much you can handle before you break, it's about how much you can handle after you break.
Overanalyzing & overthinking per usual. Where is the wild me from 5 years ago that just acted instead of thinking?
"I'm not a gyno, but I can tell a cunt when I see one"
I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist it.
Love. My. Life. Even through its ups & downs. <3
I think I've had too much vodka.
I would love to participate in "bike to work week", however I don't have a helmet. Or a bike.
You know you've been drinking when you see people & think "those are the shortest humans ever!" And it's cuz they are kids.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
If my sister shows up before 9am with my office furniture that was delivered to her house, I may karate chop her.
twenty+seven • happy, sassy & red hot • organized • L&D professional • wildly inappropriate • whiskeyssss drinker • shhh... just let it happen