HEY. RT @ericsundy: HEY EVERYONE. Next week will be my last at The Village Voice. I've taken an editor position at VICE's @noiseymusic.

I've been at MDF for less than 12 hours and I could write a whole book but I won't because it would be a very bad book.

Maryland Death Fest AKA Have you seen my girlfriend she's the one wearing the vest with the studs oh forget it.

I ate fried pickles for dinner and I'm allowed to vote. This should concern EVERYONE.

In the mood to write very heartfelt emails to people I barely know LOOK OUT.

No new friends. No old friends, either. No friends at all. I am very lonely.

Amtrak, the boobs on my laptop are WORK BOOBS.

Okay, now that it turns out that the Levee is staying open, I can continue never going to the Levee because it totally sucks.

Sick rape defense, bra. RT @josecanseco Sometimes your mind says yes and your body doesn't. Hate that

I'm missed my bus but now I'm drinking wine on a train trains rule buses drool.

@harmonicait @pigsandplans I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH HIM WHAT THE FUCK.

Going to Maryland to listen to metal and hang out with strippers and shoot guns and have dinner with my girlfriend's parents and stuff.

What is it called when someone looks exactly like their intern?

@drewmillard Die Hard Millard

Everyone is either listening to Paramore or they're lying.

"His old stuff is kinda good." - @drewmillard on Pitbull

Smh at all the ugly people with adorable puppies, AMIRITE?

Re: Rolling Stone - I'm all about Young People Doin' Thangs™, but…come on. COMME DES FUCK ON.

Jesus fuck. RT @mcguilloteen:  http://gawker.com/jann-wenners-kid-is-the-new-head-of-rollingstone-com-508921163 …

.@drewmillard wrote this very good thing on @mrmfnexquire and you should read it if you like things that are good:  http://bit.ly/10IoIle